A glorious, sentient being. he has mastered every martial art known to man, and also all the ones that are not known to man.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.
He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a legend
He has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.
He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.
He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a legend
He has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.
He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
guy one: man I wish I could be like shöb
guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
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• Shuaib
• Syuabu
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• Shuaibing
• Shuaiby
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• Suaiba
• suaibou
pronounced as :shy-buh
Very popular. Really fun to be friends with. She’s a girl that everyone wants to date but couldn’t because of her high standards in men. OCD most of the times. Always there when her friends need her. A girl with a resting bitch face that everyone fears. Has a bubbly personality when you get to know her. Loyal af to her boyfriend and girl friends. Very talented and happens to be drop dead gorgeous. A crybaby, never yells to her or she’ll ghost you for weeks. In conclusion, don’t be like syaibah, instead, have a syaibah.
Very popular. Really fun to be friends with. She’s a girl that everyone wants to date but couldn’t because of her high standards in men. OCD most of the times. Always there when her friends need her. A girl with a resting bitch face that everyone fears. Has a bubbly personality when you get to know her. Loyal af to her boyfriend and girl friends. Very talented and happens to be drop dead gorgeous. A crybaby, never yells to her or she’ll ghost you for weeks. In conclusion, don’t be like syaibah, instead, have a syaibah.
shawn mendes: gosh who is that girl? She’s stunning.
Kendall : ikr, that’s syaibah. My best friend.
Shawn mendes: i need her in my life no cap!
Kendall : ikr, that’s syaibah. My best friend.
Shawn mendes: i need her in my life no cap!
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