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Dave's Syndrome

A syndrome discovered in Black Books Season Two Episode Two. If you reach 88 degrees, you revert to a wild animal state of mind.
Dave's Syndrome: Manny, jumping on top of a car wearing a hot water bottle to cover his junk, with Eat Me written on his chest, after having vandalized an ice cream cart and attacked the owner of such.
by beverytender January 21, 2014
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Fresher's Syndrome

The complete loss of social, sexual, and spacial inhibition associated with first leaving the parental home to enter higher education. Characterised by over-drinking, stupid dancing loud, loutish behaviour, indiscriminate promiscuity and general disregard for ones personal safety and reputation.
Common Phrases: "No condoms..? Well...YOLO!!" : "Hey, what happens in Kavos, stays in Kavos!!" : "A century of shots in one hour? Challenge accepted!!"
Girl 1: Have you seen Ella lately?
Boy 1: I've seen a LOT of Ella lately!
Girl 1: Meaning?
Boy 1: Its still freshers week and last night I saw 2 boys leave her room, she came out 5 minutes later, half cut and totally naked singing "I won the salami!!"
Girl 1: HAHA!! That's definitely fresher's syndrome
by belgianwaffler90 January 21, 2013
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ex's syndrome

when your ex tends to try and correct all of the things they did wrong During the relationship after it's over.
Guy 1: "Dude, she's perfect. Why did you break up with her?"

Guy 2: "Don't buy into that.. she just has ex's syndrome; she wants to get back together, so she's trying to be everything she wasn't before."
by TheOtherExGirl April 13, 2011
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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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Stumbler's Syndrome

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.
Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.
by Corey Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2009
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rapsberger's syndrome

A dude who drones on and on about nothing but rap music and rap records, not only to the exclusion of all other music but also to the exclusion of all other topics, and in a way that seems to place him on the low end of the autism spectrum.
dude: So I picked up that blahblahblah remix on yaddayaddayadda records the other day.
Me: Oh yeah? (aside): wish i didn't have to be so polite...but I know he's got rapsberger's syndrome

dude: I just saw that my "MC MyDJIsAWhiteGuy feat. AnotherWhiteDJ" white label is listing for 18 bucks online. Not that I'd ever sell it.
Me: Wow. Sell you this one for $5.
dude: Thanks I've been looking for a quintuplicate. And just let me know if you have any questions about my unmixed mix CD I foisted upon you last week.
by Jarod Hamilton November 25, 2010
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Jasmine's Syndrome

When you are getting over the person you used to like but you see his/her face and you fall in love again.
I saw him the other day, now I have the Jasmine's Syndrome.
by constantlysleeping April 22, 2016
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