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Union Suit - one-piece long underwear,
Usually red in color but others are available such as navy blue,white,black,
Green,pink,Ivory or gray .
Created in Utica, New York circa 1860s
Usually made from wool or flannel , cotton
And polyester blend in current times.
It is called the union suit Because the top and bottom were united as a one-piece
A unification of long sleeve and pant legs underwear Ment to be worn in cold weather for long weeks at a time.
Usually red in color but others are available such as navy blue,white,black,
Green,pink,Ivory or gray .
Created in Utica, New York circa 1860s
Usually made from wool or flannel , cotton
And polyester blend in current times.
It is called the union suit Because the top and bottom were united as a one-piece
A unification of long sleeve and pant legs underwear Ment to be worn in cold weather for long weeks at a time.
Timmy : Hey do you guys sell those old timey red long underwear that cowboys and prospectors use to wear, or you see like
In the old skool cartoons ?
Store Clerk : ah yes you mean the Union Suit would you like me to measure you up
With have some in the back ?
Timmy : hell no ! That old fashioned obsolete crap farmers wore , they are considered comical relief and with the rear flap is also associated with toilet humor,
I'd rather get a separate 2 peice like a mordern day man where I could mix and match em as well as easier to take off
If I gotta take a shit or a piss with all those
Buttons .
In the old skool cartoons ?
Store Clerk : ah yes you mean the Union Suit would you like me to measure you up
With have some in the back ?
Timmy : hell no ! That old fashioned obsolete crap farmers wore , they are considered comical relief and with the rear flap is also associated with toilet humor,
I'd rather get a separate 2 peice like a mordern day man where I could mix and match em as well as easier to take off
If I gotta take a shit or a piss with all those
Buttons .
by Blu_leef December 28, 2022
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The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
Example One:
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
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Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
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Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
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