Swordfishing

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.

My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020

Swordfish

Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.

A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.

by dirty asshole March 14, 2009

Swordfished

When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.

I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.

by AdamWest002 February 21, 2019

swordfished

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."

I love getting swordfished

by MoistMan123456HotFish January 10, 2018

Swordfishing

The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat

I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.

by Dcorks December 31, 2018

Swordfish

The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.

Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.

by Trashvillepussyhunter December 26, 2010

swordfish

Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance

Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!

by Big Daddy K April 11, 2006