Stizzed

Totally smoking yourself retardes with marajuana.

I smoked 10 bowls and was totally stizzed.

by Andrew Hannigan November 10, 2003

slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

smizzed

High as fuck.

He was smizzed after smoking two blunts in a row.

by Bwoywundurr December 28, 2016

Swizzer

Another slang word for for money.

Guy1: Hey homie what have you been doing all day?

Guy2: Just working, tryna get that swizzer!

by Mr Awawl August 16, 2008

swizzledick

A person that is a stupid dickhead

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.

by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".

1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.

by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011