switch sider 

When someone changes their opinion depending on who they're talking to or what the crowd thinks.

(group conversation)
Person 1: You like Hybrids Person 2
Person 2: Not really (The switch sider)
Person 3: I like Hybrids alot (budding in)
Person 1: Yeah their cool (adding his 2 cents)
Person 2: Yeah their Ok sometimes (becoming the switch sider)

switch sider by CoderGreen December 14, 2008

awkward switch swap 

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.

person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!

awkward switch swap by the :#r May 12, 2010

Switch Stroker 

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.

Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...

Switch Stroker by AzzaCadabra September 25, 2010

Switch Shitter 

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

Switch Shitter by brutechute October 14, 2011

switch slapped 

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."

Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.

switch slapped by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016

switch sucker 

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.

Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.

switch sucker by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017

Switch Sides 

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

Switch Sides by kanaan316 April 9, 2022