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Swingboat

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse by the man strapping himself into a harness (often using the lights as support) and swinging towards the woman.
Joe: Dude, I was doing the Swingboat last night and then my mum turned the fan on!

Milton: I hate it when that happens.
by ShizzleB May 12, 2011
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swinusitis

Sinus irritation or inflammation that you suspect may be caused by swine flu.
Dude, my sinuses are all stuffed up. I wonder if it's swinusitis.

Keep your pandemic germs away from me!
by marlopoohbear May 1, 2009
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swingball

swingball refers to the ageing of a womans clitoris. and the drouping of it through old age. hence dangles and moves about like the ball in the common game of swingball
a woman who is saggin through age has a sagging clitoris hence is like a swingball
by lee Wadsworth June 4, 2007
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Swinburne

A TAFE located in Hawthorn, Victoria, claiming to be a "University"
Non-stupid person 1: Hey, you go to Swinburne?
Non-stupid person 2: Nah I go to a real university!
Non-stupid person 1: Oh, which one?
Non-stupid person 2: Monash
Non-stupid person 1: Ah Mad, me too!
by Liz Ee February 25, 2009
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swinebola

The amalgamation of swine-flu and ebola into one super virus.

Most recently found in Dallas, Texas
"My Swinebola is acting up and I think I'm going to shit my guts out."
by CRad October 1, 2014
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swineback

The bouncers let her enter the club swineback, because it was after code hours.
by dress_hog May 21, 2021
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Swingbaiter

A couple who, especially in a new friend group or at a party, gives off such a kind, generous, open, and outgoing energy that it is often mistaken for flirting with others.

The couple tends to be two people who are well put together and with a positive attitude and also tend to show very happy and affectionate attention to one another.

The couple is easy to talk to and will usually be the ones to approach a new person to engage them in conversation and can carry the energy of the conversation if need be without being overbearing to the newcomer.
Hey, I think your friends Jackie and Geoff are trying to take me home

Those two? Oh no, they’re just swingbaiters. They are just happy to talk to you but, trust me, they’re only going home with each other.
by jebbica78 February 15, 2024
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