swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

shinecater

A rare artifact found amongst the stars, shinecater could refer to several implements from various science fiction shows/movies. generally a weapon, the shinecater is one of the only entities that could be considered to be greater than Chuck Norris.

"Hand me that shinecater, McCoy."
"But sir, I'm a doctor!"

by kingdomgnark February 22, 2011

Swipemate

The significant other you met while swiping on dating apps

Me and my swipemate love the beach

by Zookaru December 27, 2018

Stonegate

the apartments across the street from San Juan High through the back way. Where you can spend some of the best times of your life. Stonegate Apartments are known for the excessive parties go-ers that can get you anything you ask for except Thizz, but I digress.

If you spend at least 98% of your time there, your under warranty for a 4:1 good time ratio.

B: Mariah, where are you going?
M: I have to meet Katie at El Pollo Loco
B: Well, come to Stonegate afterwards, I've got a $20.
M: Oh hell yeah

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

Stonegate: From 90 to 91

An independant film released in 2001. There were manyt sayings and lines in the movie that have been repeated, but most people don't know where they came from.

"Whoa, trigger. back the truck up"

"Would you like to see my fish tank?"

"Hoser, let's have a trazadone war.

by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005

swinegoat

Noun - 1. One who wakes a true friend up the depths of a euphoric slumber induced from a night of extreme cardsharking.

"Dude, I got caught cheatin' last night, they kicked my ass, and you wanna wake me up to laugh at me. You're such a swinegoat."

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

swinecation

the worldwide phenomenon called the swine flu that prevents large amounts of tourists and/or immigrants from coming into the us and other parts of the country. making it impossible to get to where they want to go because of illness, or the flu itself they are essentially on a "swinecation"

person: man I was really looking forward to going on that cancun summer vacation, now I have some of the same symptoms of the swine flu, looks like i'm having a swinecation instead staying inside my house recooperating

by backhandedhighfive May 24, 2009