The Four Swin Wars of 2006

Usually reffered to as the war of all wars, the four swin wars were fought during a period of 5 days in Southern California. After a long day, the four main men involved split into twos and began to attack. Anything they could salvage was used as cover. The main sources of ammunition were jellybeans, frozen power bars, and starbursts. One of the men took a huge dump and clogged the toilet. He said it was like crapping a 2 liter bottle of soda and that he has a good idea of what it's like to be raped now. There were no survivors.

Frank: Dude D-day was a crazy as battle.
Steve: Yeah, but thats nothing compared to The Four Swin Wars of 2006 .

by mcgoogus December 17, 2006

The Whistle Swinger

A sexual act in which the female participant, wearing nothing but a whistle around her neck, gyrates her body such that the whistle swings in a circular motion during sexual intercourse.

That radio host from the town of August performed the whistle swinger using the whistle found on headmistress Umber's desk.

by TheJesseCox June 3, 2020

whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

Damn! Who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by nekokay June 2, 2020

Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

SWINNEY

The hole that you put your foot in.

Logan : Hey man, what's the hole on your shoes?
Dylan : Oh, you mean an eyelet?
Logan : Nah nah, the big hole that you put your foot in.
Dylan : Oh, that's the Swinney.

by footenthusiast6 May 14, 2021

Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

swing on

To throw the first punch on someone.

This dude talks a lot of crap, but I bet he won't swing on me.

by hjui88 November 28, 2013