Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........

Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.

Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."

by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014

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you sound like you can’t swim

A phrase that teenage girls use on TikTok as an insult. It means you are immature. (In reality whoever uses this phrase is the immature and unfunny one).

A- I don’t want to wear makeup and paint my nails.
B- OMG you sound like you can’t swim

by ENDL3SS December 22, 2020

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If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

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u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017

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Theres 90 miles from the coast of Cuba to Florida. Every year people are caught fleeing the crap going on in Cuba by swimming the 90 miles of shark infested water. Swimming the 90 is basically getting the frap out of what ever crap ur in.

"Yea man i didnt pay my taxes this year and the IRS is comming"
" Dude, Swim the 90!"
"fo sho homes"

Or...

You have ur girlfriend on the couch doing the humpty dance and ur mom pulls up in the driveway. drop the skank and swim the 90! Pull ur pants up first playa.

by Littledrmmr4 January 13, 2008

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Swim Team

A cult. A group of people who are insanely devoted to their sport and passion. Shaving parties are common rituals and most outsiders look in on swim teams as weird, obsessed, and odd.

Shaving parties, meditation, insane amounts of training.

by Insidelookingout May 13, 2005

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