Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

by he'brew August 5, 2008

Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

by Phil swift March 13, 2018

Swiftie

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016

Swiftie

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

swiftgron

Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift ship name, and the belief that the two were in a secret gay relationship together.

Person A: Taylor Swift tweeted about watching glee because someone told her they were performing her song, but they never performed her song. It was just a dianna and naya sex scene!

person b: i bet dianna told taylor to watch if to make her jealous

person a: swiftgron is so real!

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020