swifties

Swifties are fans of Taylor Swift. The third scariest nation of fans after directioners and belibers. Swifties can find out most of Taylor's personal information.

directioners: i know the boys' blood types
belibers: i know Justin's phone number

swifties: i know where Taylor lives

by amandaisnotme May 12, 2013

Swifties

Dedicated Swift Fans who go to any measure to make sure they know every single thing about her and who own twitter and tumblr by knowing more about Meredith than any other animal in the world.

Swifties are true fans
Swifties love Meredith

by Jill Swift December 18, 2011

taylor swiftitus

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life

what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus

by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013

snifilis

An extreme, potentially highly contageous, case of sniffling

My girlfirend kept me up all night the other night with her sniffling, I think she might have snifilis

by Juffy Jufferson June 24, 2012

Sniffilis

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.

One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis.

by twill176 October 17, 2017

swifties

People who kin and love Taylor Swift's songs

Hi, are you one of them swifties?
Ofc!

by Robloxian :> November 27, 2022

Sifilis Sea

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010