Swerving

Swerving is a way of acting without cause, driving outside the lines not only on the Beltway but in all aspects of life.

He's been eating a lot of fast food lately.
"Yeah, he's really been swerving"

by JamesDintrone September 4, 2016

Swerving

When you go up to a girl for example in a drive-thru and tell her one of your friends said he'd give you 10 dollars if she kisses you, then as she goes in for the kiss you swerve away flipping your hair (if you have any) and giving her a nice view of the side of your head.

Yo I was swerving yesterday and kissed Delia at Bojangles

I swerved those dumb blondes man

by Malcom Merlyn September 20, 2020

Swerving

Doing something you shouldn’t.

Anissa: Are you going to Jade’s party tonight?
Jennifer: Nahhh after what happened today, I can’t be caught swerving..

by Dontaskformynamecreep February 10, 2021

Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.

Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.

by Arial3535 August 26, 2020

swerving and serving

A phrase used to show that one is able to drive to a location and sell drugs to a potential customer

"What you need? Im swerving and serving"

by 256' youngin December 6, 2017

swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.

When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)

by RRRtwat January 25, 2019