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Jack Skellington

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.
Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.
by Slap Mint September 27, 2019
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duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.
by laugh n slap March 2, 2011
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jack skellington

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing
by doorswhore June 10, 2004
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The oldest middle school in West Palm Beach, Florida. The school is a grade A, and get's some of the highest FCAT scores in the state, yet still can't seem to manage to get the bathrooms clean. The students are all "multicultriual" which is a fancy way of saying there are plenty of different ethnicities and whatnot. Most of the students of the female variety think Abercrombie & Fitch equals high fashion, and they also enjoy having competitions to see who can get away with the most revealing clothing without getting a detention. The boys like to think they are all "gangstas" even though most of them live in suburban areas that most definitely don't resemble "the hood". The school likes to see how many students it can cram into the cafeteria at one time, on account of the schools is far past overpopulated. The class sizes range from 23-33 students, and the teachers ages range from 27-78.
Wellington Landings Middle School Student: Hey, man, there was a fight in the cafe today. It was pimpin, dude.

Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.
by higher-standards April 19, 2009
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Jack Skellington

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
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jack skellington

main character in Tim Burton's nightmare before christmas score and jack's singing voice by Danny Elfman
"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
by Rachael murray February 28, 2005
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Wellington

the place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson were too off their faces to remember they weren't supposed to act like boyfriends out in the open. A video in a terrible quality exists, though it is said to be recorded on a phone from before the dinosaurs were extinct. The video shows Louis and Harry singing, Louis going for a kiss and Harry hugging him instead because they were of course in public, and Louis screaming 'BOYFRIEND'. Blessed day for the gays.
*legendary larrie holding up a sign*
Liam, on stage: "Investigate Wellington"? What is that?
by sapphicami April 20, 2020
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