Swedish Meatball

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.

"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"

by Xerxikun June 19, 2008

The Giant Swedish Meatball

A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.

Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!

Aw, fuck yeah dude!

by Garinanium July 19, 2019

Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner

I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner

by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010

Swedish Meatball

An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.

Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.

Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023