a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body
Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.
Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
by ghettosuperstahswede July 11, 2008
The aftermath of a vasectomy
by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014
*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.
by Ryan Holmes June 22, 2006
A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.
Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?
by dream_team_agentzero October 17, 2011
by McKraut August 23, 2010
when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
by iaquinta May 19, 2007