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Sweater Weather

A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood.

Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.
Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!!
Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol
Lad 1 : I know
Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king?
Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.
by Cryptigon April 11, 2020
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Secret Sweater

When person has thick hair on their front and back, appearing like they are wearing a sweater. Extremely hairy chest and back. Hair so thick on the front and back of a body, it could be a piece of clothing.
Dad took off his shirt at the pool, so all my friends saw his secret sweater. The police officer was extra warm, because under his uniform he had a secret sweater.
by Prince Hairy February 28, 2017
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sweater commando

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.
Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.
by Kpeng January 5, 2017
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Striped Sweater

Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)
by adogc95 December 8, 2010
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sweatermeat

Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005
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sweater girl

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to maintain the appearance that the gay man is straight.
Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.
by Jack Stadnick February 2, 2006
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Date Sweater

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.
Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."

Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"
by Potato Sack December 23, 2007
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