skatejawn

1. to lie about seemingly mundane things such as age and place of residence
2. making plans and ditching someone at the last moment so you can farm your 467th mount on World of Warcraft and work towards 30k achievement points

Random Text Message as you're about to head out to meet with your boy Alex to watch Dale Jr's last race: Hey man sorry I gotta Skatejawn you like this but I've been having the Modzys all evening. Let's meet up some other time :ezx

Alex: 21 btw haHAA
Carl: Hey Alex, if you're 21 why does your btag end in 92?

Alex: Oh uhh, the 92 is random btw! haHAA :ezx
Carl: Dang boys we getting skatejawned so hard rn.

Shahz: Hey Alex, since I respect you as a person, I took 30 seconds of my time to find your Facebook page to add you as a friend. Nice to see you're still in Bethlehem PA.
Alex: Nah that's not me even though it looks like me. I'm from Nazareth PA btw haHAA
Carter: Hey Alex why do you have all these Bethlehem vids in your liked videos list if you're from Nazareth
Alex: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carter: Are you sure you're not from Tel Aviv PA (I'm gay btw)
Alex: Carter and oobers and jenderyn making of a porno :ezx

by Sea88 October 17, 2017

Twat Swater

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.

Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah

by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

Swaterhouse

It is the combination of the hip hop artist slaughterhouse and swat. The term is used mostly in basketball. When one person blocks another person's shot, the individual may yell "SWATERHOUSE"

"Damn, Jon just got rejected" -Audience member

"SWATERHOUSE!!!!!" -The player running back down the court after he rejects Jon.

by DJSTEIN April 4, 2011

SkateJutsu

A skateboarders way of being a ninja and of a warrior of skateboarding,
SkateJutsu is a technique and art of Skateboarding.

He's using the SkateJutsu,
Alexander Soup used SkateJutsu for years,

by ConsiseGalaxy November 16, 2017

skatejams

BackYard Strokes Cover Band

“Oh man, did you go to the last RAC show? skatejams couldn’t play anything besides surf curse covers.”

by I❤️AshleyR November 23, 2021

satej

Satej is a great guy who will be with you no matter what.
He is very informative about some things but cracks lame jokes.
If you have a satej in your life...you are a lucky person.

He is a nice guy..but his jokes are lame.
Oh...so he is a satej.

by Satej's girl November 24, 2021

satej

Someone who is cute, sweet and adorable. He'll impress you with his intelligence but won't show off. Once you got to know him, you can't imagine your life without him. His eyes are so addictive that you could stare at him all day, but don't cause his girl will kill you.

Have you met Satej? He's awesome!

by <lilbitofbitch> November 24, 2021