Cock Swataling

The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.

I heard you were "Cock Swataling" last night.

by Lafeye April 20, 2019

your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!

Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

by Hooliganway April 22, 2021

swargling

The act of swallowing jizz without removing the penis from one's mouth.

Man, my lover is great at swargling. I love getting head from him/her because my penis stays warm inside his/her mouth.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

Startling the engine

A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.

Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!

by Honda_Otaku December 2, 2016

Swarting

Swarting is someone who won't stop talking. Or someone who talks behind your back.

My sister is swarting

by Dog_Lover324 August 18, 2019

Arnold Swarthynigger

An Austrian ubermensch with an African ancestry and a dark complexion. The man is a paradox

"Starring Arnold Swarthynigger in and as THE PREDATOR"

by Obese anorexic August 24, 2023