Swampert

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.

Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!

by Swampy_the_godslayer February 23, 2021

Swamper

Someone who dives into life’s messy moments, turning potential disasters into legendary tales and experiences.

The tent collapsed during the storm, but our resident swamper made it the best night ever.

by SlyPigz September 3, 2023

cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on

1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."

by Twelve Foot Yeti June 19, 2016

Swamper

1.Party Driven Maniac
2.Local Hero to some

that guy is such a swamper

by Andy P July 26, 2003

Swamper

Maintenance man.

I'll get the swamper to fix it after you've gone home.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

swamper

Usually an ugly female who is preyed upon due to her unfortunate physical characteristics by men desirous of sexual activity.

"Hey bro, after we finish this case of Natty Ice lets pick up some swampers down at the trailer park."

by DZAK47 December 29, 2007

super swamper

The coolest most jacked up truck or suv (sometimes jeep) in the world, usually driven by a crazy mud boggin redneck smokin cowboy killers and listening to lynard skynard.

Spencer picked me up and took me for a ride in the super swamper last night!!!!

by Covered in mud December 11, 2007