Swamp ass

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one

I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass

by How to fix shit June 12, 2018

Swamp ass

When your ass becomes so sweaty that a puddle forms in your pants and your ass becomes a swamp

I've got a serious case of swamp ass from sitting in that chair for too long

by King Swampy January 18, 2018

Swamp ass

When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy

You may experience swamp ass after sitting down for an extensive period of time

by Master Baterr April 19, 2010

swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 8, 2003

Swamp Ass

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.

Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.

by Natemontz September 29, 2009

Swamp ass

It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro

They smell like swamp ass

I feel like I have swamp ass

by chichimon March 13, 2019

swamp ass

when your butthole leaks and is very wet

i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week

by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011