swaggermonster

When someone's natural animal magnetism or machismo exudes sexuality, and pure virility. Usually, but not limited to, someone with really long arms that sway behind them like a cape that represents a giant penis that makes all other penis's in the room go flacid immediately from insecurity and doubt.

example: ''Daaaam, he's on fire with ladies. They can't resist that swaggermonster''

by Remmy4SHO September 15, 2011

Swaggerious

The verb form of swagger or swag

Those were some swaggerious cookies Meredith made.

by Merrr May 14, 2013

staggeringswaggertag

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

swaggerito

a word that mixes señorito with swagger. A swag young male.

A: You are a swaggerito
B: but I’m femal-
A: shut the fuck up.

by MadhouseOfficialMember B) July 11, 2021

post-swaggerness

the feeling you get after going on a shopping spree

I felt very post-swaggerness after i left the American Eagle.

by lonerebel214 November 17, 2011

Swaggerinback

Swagerinback is when you claim to have eaten too many appitizers and therefore cannot eat any of your main course. In other contexts, it could also mean the swaying of the body back and forth after having one too many drinks.

Wow, after only 5 drinks, that guy is Swaggerinback.

or

I've eaten too many appitizers, I can't eat my pizza, I'm swaggerinback.

by Urban lengendarious April 22, 2009

swaggeriousist

When you are the most swaggerious in the room.

"I truly am the swaggeriousist of the room."

by stardidthat February 12, 2021