1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
Get the Taylor Swifting mug.The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)
Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
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The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
by Malicho August 22, 2012
Get the Taylor Swifting mug.Or 'Skaftin'. A South African word for lunchbox used primarily by the workers class (ie construction, miners etc). From Afrikaans, shortened term for Skof tin (shift tin).
Worker 1: Hola mfwethu we going on lunch now, you coming?
Worker 2: Yes bosso, im coming now now, let me just grab my skafting.
Worker 2: Yes bosso, im coming now now, let me just grab my skafting.
by Ets_ZA January 28, 2020
Get the Skafting mug.When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.
guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
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Get the Twat Swatting mug.by arse January 18, 2004
Get the shafting mug.Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.
(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
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