Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
Get the Santorum Colada mug.To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.
With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!
by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023
Get the George Santos mug.My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
Get the Santorum mug.A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
Get the santorum jellyfish mug."I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."
"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."
"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."
by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023
Get the George Santos mug.by pluhpkin August 1, 2012
Get the Santorum Administration mug.When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual
by jadenspeare December 10, 2021
Get the Santosexual mug.