Sussex Royal

Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.

Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.

by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020

Sussex

To have sex with someone who is sus

You lokin real sussy over her wanna have sussex

by Gamer gamer April 26, 2021

Sussex handshake

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

Sussex County Traffic Jam

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

by DP-BA March 10, 2013

Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

by Gordo January 16, 2023

sussey

unexpected present; a little something

I brought you a sussey.

I am going to send you a sussey in the mail.

by Lea Cockerham December 15, 2004

Sussex

Minty county in southern England home to rockin towns like Brighton... and Bexhill and Hastings, woohaa!

Also, Sussex girl / Sussex boy = hot, likes to think they're left wing and are probably a bit posh. Well spoken, nice hair, reads Kerouac or Kafka.

Londoner: Yes when we're done with our careers we're going to buy a little cottage in Sussex so that the nibblers can run around without getting spiked by the rusty springs of broken mattresses anymore.

by charva April 10, 2005