spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.

That woman jogging was extremely spandexual

by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016

emo life span

About 18 years

Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016

Spanaway Special

A skanky girl who lives in Spanawy is known as a Spanaway Special...If you mess around with one your either A) going to catch the FUNK! B) End up in severe baby Momma drama (common practice is to call CPS on one another C) Be involved in a mobile meth ring.
Or D) all of the above (most likely outcome)

Don't get involved with her she's a Spanaway Special

by JD Unforgiven May 20, 2010

Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010

C-SPAN Challenge

The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.

I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.

by thee-emster February 23, 2020

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018