sunbathing

A sex position where you lie flat on your back on top of a male who is lying flat on their back, with you head positioned by their penis whilst trying to get tongue (represents sand) out of your ass crack. Should you wish to apply sun tan lotion, just toss the person off. Or you can flick the pages of your book from this position.

I was sunbathing the other day on the beach with a hairy man.

by otterjati April 26, 2015

sunbutter

The grease one gets on their face when getting "sunned" a bit too closely.

Oh gross, that guy totally sunbuttered my face with his wang and wanglets.

by microjoe April 3, 2010

guerilla sunbathing

Sunbathing where you probably shouldn't, especially when in the nude.

We hopped the fence to the army installation, ran through the woods to the shore of their pond and did some guerilla sunbathing.

by obabakoak October 2, 2006

sunthera

Seen as a fat nerd, wearing glasses and has a constant wobbly tummy that everyone makes fun of. Seen in the wild habitat of itself and be warned to not disturb this species while playing video games

"Look at that sunthera ,it's rare to find them"

by Lord of Puns July 8, 2018

subether

it means below the heavens

sub= means below like sub zero temperatures ether= another name from heaven

we are merely subether

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

Indoor Sunbathing

A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.

When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.

by Stimpsonjc February 16, 2014

sunwater

A woman with large porkchops.

Sunwater has some large porkchops and small boobs.

by Braedyn October 31, 2007