Sumo Squat

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.

Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

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by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009

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sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.

Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.

by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008

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sumofo

adjective: a fat mofo / a fat motherfucker

Kevin: DaaAaamnit maaan!!!! Someone stole my lunch from the work fridge again.
Jen: I saw your empty bag in that sumofo Kim's trashcan this morning.
Kevin: Let's set her office on fire...

by shashyah July 31, 2009

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sumofuck

the ultimate "screw over" literally or figuratively; to be overtly dismissed for something that is rightfully yours; to be penetrated with great force with consent, as opposed to rape.

1. When Tom found out who was promoted to the position he interviewed for, he felt the company had really sumofucked him.
2. Becky was sore from last night's round of sumofucking with Bob. He'd had a bad day at work and his frustrations came out when they had sex.

by peaseblossom July 14, 2008

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