slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

Slau.

A girl, a ninja, an angel. The epitome of personal attributes. A mate for jamming, grinding out homework, racing, and life. She'll dance in the rain, run in the rain, or literally just lay down in the grass in the rain. She is a sunflower, opening her petals to wherever the sun may shine. She looks for happiness, but does not deny sadness. She is a light to her family, a blessing to her friends, and a gift for the world. She is an icon of beauty, health, intellect, humor, and style. If you are lucky enough to be blessed by God Himself with her, do not ever let her go.

God making Slau: "Okay so you know all the good qualities I've ever created?"
Angel: "Yeah..."
God: "Get this... I'm gonna put them all in one girl"
Angel: "But...but howwwwwwww"
God: "Just watch"

*17 Years Later*

Angel, watching Slau.: "Wow. She's one of the good ones"
God: "Told you"

by katleighh13 September 16, 2018

Total Slaughter

It's the song Vash the Stampede sings on TriGun to attempt to scare a group of people locked up in a room on a radio tower.

"Total slaughter, total slaughter,
I won't leave a single man alive...
La de da de dide...genocide...
La de da de dud...an ocean of blood...
Let's begin the killing time."

by TCuf June 12, 2005

the man behind the slaughter

the man behind the killing of 5 kids, usually referred to as Purple Guy.

"Man, the man behind the slaughter is kinda fucked up."

by NPC April 1, 2020

Slaughterhouse

The hardest level in Geometry Dash according to the Demons List.

Luke: Hey, have you beaten slaughterhouse yet?
John, No, I can't even pass the pre-drop!

by WTFThereAreNoAvalibleNames November 10, 2021

Saber Slaughter

The act of murder using only the male genitalia

This man committed Saber Slaughter by forcing her to choke on his penis.

by Free-Tshirts February 8, 2018

the man behind the slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

the man behind the slaughter

by ruby stevens May 21, 2020