Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Suffercate

To suffacate painfully.

She suffercate when the fat man sat on her head.

by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020

Suffern

Stuck up town that will definitively get you somewhere in life though. Full of pretty, rich people who live along side the lowerclass. You're known here for looks or being good at a sport. Sports are everything, alongside with Bagel Boys. Every Friday night is either dedicated to football or hockey. Self defense shirts are slowly dying out since Biddy retired. Ugg slippers, a North Face vest and leggings are the go to outfit, but can be substituted for ripped jeans and Adidas superstars. Most girls sport either Snickerdoodle Iced Coffee, Starbucks, or Dunkin. People get high in the bathrooms and the highschool has no designated lunch spots. The guys never seem to wear pants, only shorts, and always high end brands. Nudes and drugs are sold, yet the highschool is one of the top in New York. If you have blonde hair and/or eyes that aren't green or brown, you're unique. The town is 20% Italian 25% Jewish 25% Hispanic 20% Italian 5% Black and 5% Asian. Cliques are very dominant, and there's no set group of '''popular''' people. Amazing hockey team. Mainly known for Grace Vanderwaal and great students, the pressure is high. Cuts for sports can even happen senior year and sports can completely change their reputation in a season (referred to as a "szn") There is a lot of competition, and most freshmen will have sex before sophomore year. Welcome to Suffern.

"Ugh we're gonna lose this hockey game tonight and never hear the end of it."
"Who are we playing?"
"Suffern."
"Oh shit."

by aleskaaa April 25, 2017

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote

by anonymous............ally August 11, 2006

eternal suffering

school

school is my eternal suffering

by bruhmomentomgwoah June 27, 2020

Howard's Suffering

When you invest in the 4th industrial revolution and you dont fully understand what you bought. This is the time spent in uncertainty while waiting for the start of the Chainlink singularity.

Swing and No Linkers BTFO

All of your dreams will come true if you make it past the Howard's Suffering.

by Coubra May 10, 2019