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Seefus

Marijuana, Pot, Dope, Chit - Cannabis Sativa; the dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect -- compare BHANG, CANNABIS, HASHISH
I smoked some badass Seefus the other day with my boy J.K.!
by Eric Bizzle November 16, 2006
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surefuck

A fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.
Before we go, let me splash on a bit of surefuck.
by Dr Mafesto May 16, 2006
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Seefop

A coder that wants to make his friends feel pain.
Man Seefop really had it out for us in the Mob Levels event, huh? Kittenjedi, 2021
by Kittenjedi March 7, 2021
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Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.
"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
by Anewell September 13, 2014
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shueef

Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.
"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"
by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014
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Sbeef

Sbeef is short for saying 'it's beef.'
He asked me what it was and I said, "Sbeef."
by CLARNIA June 12, 2019
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Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
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