A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
by 9krome June 4, 2011
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Suck an egg

Tom: You cant play this game for shit.

Brian: Go suck an egg.
by Shadows_420 May 28, 2009
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Suck-Egg Mule

A long eared, lady-boy that could suck a hard egg through a straw.
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.
by Becky's Back Baby June 2, 2022
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Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up
Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG
by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018
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Suck an egg

A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.
Cock: My egg is warm

Farmer: Gimme dat egg

Cock: SUCK AN EGG
by Traffic Stopper April 19, 2018
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English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
by rawkaren October 9, 2013
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go suck an egg

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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