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stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
by The fictionary June 24, 2014
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Stubin

A small penis. Normally belonging to white men.
She said Adams has a stubin.
by Lysa October 27, 2005
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subing

The deliberate and obvious act of touching your buttocks to another person or object and preferably getting a picture of the act.
Rules: Sitting on things does not count and farting on people is frowned upon.
J: Take a picture of me-I am going to sube this tree.

M: No, you and your teammates should be subing your coach.
by michbarn July 25, 2011
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Skubing

The combination of downhill snow skiing and snow tubing into one trip. The infusion of alcohol in both activities is also mandatory.
Mike: Dude, what happened to your two front teeth?

Brett: I was hammered on our skubing trip and hit a tree while taking a shot and trying to ski at the same time.

Mike: Dumbass
by Skuber January 19, 2011
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Stuping

When one has an emotion that cant be described or explained
I can't explain how I feel, stuping
by PastaGun2 February 10, 2019
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Stubbington

A small village near the shore, it is the upper class version of its shitty neighbour Gosport. Except here 70% of people are over 60 and completely hate everyone under 25. Stubbington unfortunately holds many stuck up too good for you teenagers, probably from the local private school. And at the other end also holds the druggies from Gosport. Don’t come here, unless you’re going to the beach, and even then teens are setting shit on fire at sea-field and pissing in the water at night.
Friend 1: He’s a total wanker, one minute he’s doing keys of key, next minute he’s finishing his degree in literature.
Friend 2: he’s definitely from ‘Stubbington’.
by Outhouse35 April 10, 2019
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scubing

Dropping one or multiple sugar cubes down the back of a mans pants in an exposed butt crack in hopes the sweat and hair create a griddy, syrupy and scratchy mess. Sometimes for recreation, can be used as a torture mechanism.
Haha, you should have seen when I went scubing on Cory when he bent over...three whole cubes!!
by shoffnee July 25, 2010
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