slippering

A type of spanking that consists of hitting the buttocks with a shoe -- or "slipper." It used to be a common form of corporal punishment.

My daddy was so upset at my mistake that he took off his shoe and gave me a slippering on the spot.

by Vic Hunt May 29, 2010

strippernese

Strippernese is the secret code language that strippers use to communicate random thoughts or clues of the next person and or sucker to take advantage of. The words yes or no disappear from their vocabulary as the words potentially, maybe, and possibly become fluent.

I was confused by her strippernese that she actually liked me.

Sweetie sat down and had a short conversation in strippernese with Honey about the people that just came in and their potential for mindfucking them.

by Queef Queen May 4, 2014

Skippering

To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.

I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.

by Rawr Im a scary ghost dinosaur July 8, 2009

stripping

1.)Sexaully frustrating someone in exchange for attention, power or cash. (Prostitution involves the act of sexually gratifying someone in exchange for instant money or other form of pay.) Some people would rather be teased and entertained then get an std.
2.) The controversial act of taking off one's clothing in a provocative manner and sexually teasing. Unfortunately, stripping often involves other things such as grinding and physical contact..depending on how far you go with it, it can turn from teasing into prostitution. Stripping, however, is not the same thing as prostitution, otherwise it would be illegal.

Oh no...my cute friend is very drunk and is stripping on the bar! I need to go save her.

I was turned on for a week after buying a lap dance from the hot girl I saw stripping and now I feel alive again!

by iluvyou2 May 23, 2008

Stripping the homies

A game similar to hide and seek but everytime you find a homie you must remove an item if clothing then when all are found you must all touch tips in a circle and circle jerk, first to ejaculate is the seeker in the next round

Yo, you guys up for stripping the homies?

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

stripperitis

An affliction experienced by women working in any kind of gentleman's club. Similar to stripper pretty, but sufferers are much more delusional and self-important. The sufferer will think she is the most desirable woman alive, although nothing could be further from the truth! Likely cause of this, is listening to too many desperate customers telling her very exaggerated nonsense. She begins to believe that ALL of it is true. Upon contracting stripperitis, a previously nice thoughtful woman, will become a TOTAL attention whore. She will expect EVERYONE (including other women) to tolerate her narcissistic behavior, mood swings, drama, pleas for money, demands for food and attention, and overall tyrannical childish behavior. She will expect constant ass-kissing, favors, and money, and become enraged if it's not given.

Daniel had me buy her drinks all night, made me carry her bags to the car, then asked me for $500.00 dollars to pay her electric bill. I'm not her boyfriend, or baby's daddy, she definitely has stripperitis.

by pussycontrol November 17, 2009

bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007