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Kentucky Spray Tan

Occurs when you have intercourse with a girl while on her period and you railbone her so hard to where when your done she queefs and sprays blood all over your stomach and midsection. Hence the term spray tan.
I fucked a girl so hard that when I pulled out to nut on her stomach she gave me a kentucky spray tan.
by ky_bronzed April 10, 2011
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Stray Tang

Stray Tang, derived from Poontang, meaning pussy. Stray tang is another term for hooking up with single girls that you've met for the first time.
Yo Jon, Let's go out tonight and get some Stray Tang
by Mr. Bravoooooo March 21, 2009
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Del Taco spray tan

The act of eating a large quantity of Del Taco food followed by standing on one's head in the shower and spraying the warm diarrhea into the air covering one's body leaving the skin a golden brown.
I slept naked last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a partial Del Taco spray tan when I bare-assed sharted on her.
by pre14g January 25, 2011
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Turkish Spray tan

Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
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Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.
What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan
by Lamb shoulder June 1, 2018
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spray tan the pan

when you shit and spit chips of shit down the toilet and it hits the pan so violently and sticks all round, you have to T-Cut it off.
Could be after a particularly spicy curry. A dodgy Egyptian dish at the Park Inn Sharm could also cause one to 'spray tan the pan' in a BIG way.... Poor cleaners
by CStar0701 February 11, 2009
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spray tan dan

One who spray tans on a weekly basis to avoid sun cancer, and rubbery dried out skin from tanning beds.
by dr knowitall jr December 10, 2010
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