Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Stressica

A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.

"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"

by ibeknowing July 2, 2014

Stressica

A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.

OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.

by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018

Taking a Strass

another saying for making a bowel movement.

So there I was sitting on the toilet Taking a Strass when my cell phone went off.

by skettyjoe November 14, 2013

stressin

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

by killacal. September 14, 2009

Strasshole

An Arrogant, Pompous know-it-all that has a different opinion then every other human being

Did you hear Strasshole the other day? He really grinds my gears.

by Ruckus440 February 27, 2018

Strasser

Pronounced STRAW- SIR: The last name of a person who is incredibly good-looking, out going, hard working, gunslinging, musically gifted, adventurous, and all around fun.
If you happen to meet a Strasser it is your lucky day because there aren't many True Blue Strassers in the states.

Strassers have a reputation that precedes them anywhere, whether to the dentist or to college, and that reputation is a good thing. If you are a Strasser you know that it is a matter of pride to uphold the family name in every way shape or form. Strassers have two theme songs; "I'm a Strasser, yes i am" and "We're great but no one knows it"

I'm a strasser, yes i am. So if you want to study a strasser i'm a living specimen. Maybe you think i'm just like anybody else you meet, but take it from me, your sure to agree, we're different as can be. I'm a strasser, through and through, so if you want to study a strasser by the things i say and do remember i've learned to camp since i was two, there's nothing we can't whether! Strasser good looks come shining through, we're always found together! Maybe you'd like me to introduce one of my fabulous cousins to you, so you can be a strasser too!!

by gelli face August 22, 2010