straight lesbians

girls that are so straight that they can do anything with another woman and not have it be awkward or have feelings for one another and nobody cares cuz they are just that straight(new reality show coming to fox )

*steph eats last marshmallow*
sarah- hey i wanted some
steph-u can eat it out of my mouth(jokingly)
sarah-okay *eats it*
both-ahahaha
straight lesbians

by ihateevan&kodi March 2, 2010

straight-lesbian

A heterosexual woman who feels like she might as well be a lesbian due to her male partner's clitoris sized kenitalia.

All of your girlfriends have been straight-lesbians.

by That handle is already in... August 17, 2018

Straight lesbian

A girl who likes girls and if a boy one day (straight) and a girl another day.(lesbian)

Person 1: so are you straight or lesbian today?
Straight lesbian: today i'm a BIG LESBIAN!!!!!

by AceTisOnTheeCase April 5, 2019

straight lesbian male

A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.

Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.

by The wandering watermelon May 7, 2018

Straight Lesbian Hook Up

A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.

Jane: Did you hear?

Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?

Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!

Penny: But they have boyfriends!

Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!

Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!

by AzealiaB November 21, 2013