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northern virginia stop sign

a regular stop sign but instead of coming to a complete stop u slow down a lot but not a complete stop
wait, this is a northern virginia stop sign, no need to slow down
by altrep26 April 19, 2009
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New York Stop Sign

Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011
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Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.
Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
by mb95482 September 8, 2010
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Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign
by My boy blew December 6, 2011
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stop sign surprise

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
by Elixer0 May 18, 2008
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Stop Sign

A person who is slow to catch on and having a mental block. Someone that annoys you, because they don't get it, it's like they are stuck at a stop sign while everyone else is moving forward.
"That guy is such a stop sign".
by milk007 March 8, 2013
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stop sign standoff

When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.
I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff
by road rager runner May 12, 2009
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