Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

Stool pigeon by Box Worm November 24, 2019

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

stool pigeon by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021

stool pigeon rat fink motherfucker 

tattletale, rat, or narc

koko is a stool pigeon rat fink motherfucker

stool pigeon rat fink motherfucker by jaggedlittlethill April 13, 2020

pigeon stool

(Verb) The act of shitting on a bird. The ultimate revenge.

I returned to the aviary and pigeon stooled that macaw. Looks like the tables have turned for Polly.

pigeon stool by Big Daddeh January 23, 2017

stool pidgeon 

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

stool pidgeon by Tiki January 10, 2005

Stool Pigeoned 

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter

On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.

Stool Pigeoned by craigb January 18, 2008