stoned
To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.
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under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.
stoned by Angi Childs January 18, 2004
Stoned
The very slow, yet rapid course of time in which you may find yourself reading and creating these definitions for words that quite simply seem to be the most hilarious thing you've seen in a recent while. (The word "egg" for example, let it sink in if you are high at the moment)
Contrary to popular belief, you will not be "raiding" the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when you're "full", or B) you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway.
You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether you're watching a movie, or whether you're watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you)
You will giggle when I remind you of the word "egg", and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channel's Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.
Contrary to popular belief, you will not be "raiding" the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when you're "full", or B) you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway.
You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether you're watching a movie, or whether you're watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you)
You will giggle when I remind you of the word "egg", and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channel's Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.
Guy 1 : Dude, have you ever wondered about how the universe will end one day?
Guy 2 : Hell yes I'll go for some pizza.
*A frequent conversation between stoned guys*
Guy 2 : Hell yes I'll go for some pizza.
*A frequent conversation between stoned guys*
Stoned by okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxesz July 4, 2009
stoned
the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.
all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.
all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.
1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2. ------------
3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"
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3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"
Stoned
The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny
Stoned by Samer Slim December 28, 2005