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Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 21, 2016
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a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.
I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.
by ergyu April 30, 2008
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When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
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Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them
Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers
by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025
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