stochastic terrorism

A new label leftists throw at you if you disagree with them. You're no longer just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc etc... you're now also a terrorist.

Person 1 "I think you shouldn't castrate children"
Person 2 "Wow. You're commiting stochastic terrorism"

by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 16, 2022

Stochastic Terrorist

The newest buzzword used by leftists against anyone who disagrees with them. You're no long just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc... you're also now a terrorist!

Person 1: I don't think you should castrate children.
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU STOCHASTIC TERRORIST!

by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 17, 2022

Stochastic Terrorism

Advocating for anything that isn’t very left wing

He doesn’t want his 3 year old to be trans? Wow that’s stochastic terrorism

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third May 24, 2023

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH

Well, you can say that but did anyone get out of the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus WITHOUT doing any of the things I said? Either without using my work, killing themselves, mass murder, and/or being pulled out by someone trying to stop the wind so that the person could shill for the Jews? What is the trajectory of these people's lives between the time it starts and now?

Hym "It'S StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH! StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH! Give me a break? It's either full-credit for all the things I've done up to and including the creation of AI or child murder. There can be no other outcome. And you have to come up with a solution for the weaponized schizophrenia either way. I am how many conclusions can you reasonably derive from the situation I'm in? Do you want you to be expected to submit to the whim of the retards she's surrounded by in perpetuity? Oh! NO!? You DON'T want that!? OH! What then I guess YOU'RE WELCOME! Now... SAY THE VAT OF ACID IS GOOD! You love the vat of acid."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.

Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum

by fightfacilities November 5, 2020

stochastic-emergentism

A paradigm in which momentum comes from the future; whereas force comes from the past.

Stochastic-emergentism declares that whereas momentum is unevenly distributed along a line; force is evenly distributed along a line.

This means that force is unevenly distributed along a plane.

The uneven distribution of force along a plane manifests itself as temperature change.

by fightfacilities November 15, 2020