Stoat

v.tr. To copulate animalistically in a garden. Like bunny-fucking but with sharper claws.

And if everyone does why aren't we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?

by Michael White April 22, 2004

Stoat

A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.

You filthy stoat!
Get away from me stoat!
Bad stoat!

by Davo G April 28, 2005

stoat

Guy Code (tm) for an amazingly hot girl.

Did you guys see that stoat? Tasty!

by Pupazz March 10, 2003

stoat

(n) a person who is more of a douchebag than most of the douchebags one commonly encounters. If life was a video game and there was a "douchebag" level, the end boss would be a stoat.

Can also be used as "stoatage", "stoatitude" or "stoatsville"

That guy just illegally parked his $90000 BMW in a handicapped spot, and then chucked his garbage out the window. What a fucking stoat!

Don't bother going to Henry Hudsons on Thursdays--it's total stoatsville.

Did you see that "designer" pre-stressed "vintage" shirt that girl was wearing? That shit was infinite stoatage.

by stoat watch dot com July 10, 2007

Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010

stoat-the-baw

Scottish dialect slang for Child Molester.

- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.

From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.

by Felix Shaw September 22, 2007

stoat belt

The ring created by two rolls of fat on a hairy males stomach causing a thick ring of belly pubes.

Example. Look at that fat fuckers stoat belt.

by Stacey von fluff July 26, 2014