Stoated

To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear

I got so stoated last night, the little bastards were everywhere!

by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011

stoat

verb.- to be the apex or the pinnacle of something.
to put your claim or mark on territoy or items.

adv.- "stoaty"- to be the best at something

stoat- I got a couple of fine bitches to put my stoat on.

stoaty- I'm a stoaty G.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

stoat

to be ugly, unattractive.

OMG, he is a total stoat.
In this outfit, I feel like a total stoat.

by summersun April 3, 2009

stoat

A useless embarrasment to the world. They can usually be identified as having large beards and most often seen around transport facilities e.g. bus depots, railways stations, bus depots etc.
The term veg can also be used to describe them.

"Oh that Andrew is a right stoat look at him!"

by yr05itisme December 11, 2008

Stoating

To go out looking to pick up the opposite sex (cash transactions optional)

Hey Frank, are we going stoating in Patpong tonight ?

by Bob Stoat August 1, 2008

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

stoat

Guy Code (tm) for an amazingly hot girl.

Did you guys see that stoat? Tasty!

by Pupazz March 10, 2003