De-stitched

Removal of stitches

- Hey John! Dude what happend to your hand!?
- I sliced it on a broken bottle by accident, but its ok. Im getting de-stitched tomorrow.

by Mizz Lizzy October 10, 2023

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

switched up

when a person suddenly changes their behavior towards you for the worst.

Aw man, I used to fuck with her heavy but she switched up.

by lightbrownsugar May 12, 2016

switched at birth

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.

Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!

by bambambeautyqueen July 15, 2014

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

Stitchens

Stitchens is a word for fornicating.

You give a girl the stitchens!

Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!

"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!

by BigB0i October 5, 2011