by money January 9, 2004

by BAbyDP June 18, 2017

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024
