by money January 09, 2004
by BAbyDP June 18, 2017
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
by Dr_Maseuss October 01, 2016
by slim slammie da bammie September 03, 2017
Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024