stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

by nickurbandic July 4, 2021

Brown Sink

The act of shitting in the sink of any public establishment.

Hey bro, last night me and John went Brown Sinking at the 7-Eleven.

Gary someone Brown Sinked the back restroom again.

by BrownSinker69 March 30, 2020

brown stick

A person who has placed his penis in another persons rectom. Most of the time "brown stick" is refering to a homosexual male.

Get out of here you flaming brown stick homo.

That guy Ned is got to be packing a brown stick.

by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

broom stick

The legendary equipment used by Skut to destroy all opposition. It is an actual broom stick; however, Skut has the ability to weild it with phenomenal power.

Skut boasted his ability to pwn with a broom stick.

by K-Vo October 16, 2007

Broom Stick

The act a fat girl laying on her back while two guys place a broom stick behind her knees and force them up to her chest in order for her boyfriend to gain penetration.

She's put on so much weight that her boyrfriend's buddies have to come over and broom stick her in order for them to have sex.

by PSLteam3 November 8, 2011

brown-stick

A homosexual.

I saw a couple of brown sticks coming out of that gay bat the other night.

by Lamont October 28, 2003