stimulexting

when you are texting someone to get some stimulation and titulation

I was stimulexting Matt last night becuase I was horny and no one else answered their phone

by Melazzle April 11, 2010

Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

Simpulsive

When someone does something impulsive for someone they simp for

Person A: Here take all my money you're hot
Person B: What?
Person A: Sorry that was simpulsive

by texaser September 7, 2020

Simpulsive

When someone does something impulsive for someone they simp for.

Person A: You're hot. Take all my money for no reason.
Person B: What?
Person A: Sorry, that was simpulsive

by texaser September 7, 2020