by Melazzle April 11, 2010
Get the stimulexting mug.When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''
"No, what?"
"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."
"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
"No, what?"
"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."
"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010
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A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.
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Get the Stimple-van-Whimple mug.A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.
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