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Swimdick

Phenomena occurring after spending extended periods of time in water. Usual characteristics include wrinkled, shriveled balls and a very straight, narrow, but nonetheless smaller than usual, dick.

Often accompanied by swimwear plastered to the body, especially in the crotchal region, outlining and exposing even the most minuscule details.

Similar to shrinkage, but is not limited to cold water.
By first carefully calculating his steps as he got out of the pool--so as not to leave any angle that one might see unchecked--and then peeling his suit away from his crotch, Donald managed to successfully hide his swimdick from the other pool-goers.
by Leron Blumenfeld June 19, 2010
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slimdick

A person who thinks there eminem the best white rapper but acts like a total dick cause hes white and thinks hes a rapper.
by JAk3sAB33sT December 2, 2010
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a penis that is slim but long
her: i wanna see your dick
him: no i have a SlimDick
her: i like that
by siesschmeer September 11, 2018
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stim dick

When you have taken a drug of the stimulant group e.g. crack, speed, meth, and it's near-impossible to buss a nut - you are given crackhead-like stamina and last forever in bed without ejaculating.
I couldn't cum because I had stim dick, but at least she enjoyed getting fucked for a few hours straight
by 345rtg3dd October 28, 2021
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