swagasaurus

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.

Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011

Swagasaurus rex

The highest possible level of swag that a human being is capable of without being high

Dude that guy is a tottal swagasaurus rex

by ADZ. da great August 6, 2012

stanasaurus

This is a huge guy named Stan that resembles a dinosaur in stature, tall, girthy, and fleet of foot.

Did you see that huge dude named Stan, he was a monster or better yet a stanasaurus rex.

by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

Swagasaurus-Rex

(Swag-uh-sohr-us-rehcks) n.
1. A person who contains and unfathomably large amount of Swag.

"DUDE! That person is such a Swagasaurus-Rex. I can't fathom how much Swag they have!"

by Spartan'Abs October 18, 2010

Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.

Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Stegosaurus Ass

An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.

“Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
“You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”

by anonymousstegosaurus February 13, 2021