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steveism 

To do something brilliant, rather by innate capability or by some stupid coincidence of luck. No matter, those you rule, and those who abide by your rule think you are pure genius, even when you are being obtuse.
"If you are good to your customers and provide service, there is a strong likelihood they will re-order from you.What a steveism"
steveism by Hayden Price May 27, 2006
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Stepinism 

A lifestyle/cult of walking 10,000 steps per day. A very contagious and strict lifestyle movement.
“Hey bro, wanna watch the NFL playoffs later?”
“Sorry, but as an esteemed follower of Stepinism I’m going to pace around my block 34 times instead.”
Stepinism by Wassermonster March 1, 2023

Steveism 

Steveism is the religion of believing in a second, higher Earth once you die. If you gain enough knowledge and insight on Earth you will be accepted to a higher earth of more developed beings.

If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.

There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.
Steveism is cool
Steveism by Oxphus August 11, 2018

Stevenism 

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.
Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

Stevenism 

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs
The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.
Stevenism by the heart lady July 4, 2008
A man who believes in the all-father Stewie. They are commonly reffered to as faggot or my bitch.
Guy: heil stewie
other guy: oh no he practices Stewieism
Stewieism by erikkillmonger May 11, 2018
To quote an idiom produce in the art of Olivia Steele; or an idiom in the style of the artist Olivia Steele whose medium is predominantly neon.
E.g. "I dream of you in colors that don't exist"; "My way is the highway"; " Trust the process"
In responding to someone saying an idiom, "that was a real Steeleism"
Steeleism by goonertastic October 1, 2014