by AVFC1874 August 31, 2023
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there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.
one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
by chelsea boy December 23, 2007
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Yet another overrated footballer, at least within these shores, for the all familar trait of being English.
He leads the hypocrisy brigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.
He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.
He leads the hypocrisy brigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.
He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.
Steven Gerrard is the world's best midfielder (apart from the likes of Pirlo or Gattuso, who are World Class, not just players that look good against West Brom and Sunderland).
by OD Smith October 11, 2006
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Clubs are currently asking for his services, inclucing Chelsea, Real Madrid, and AC Milan.
Mocked by fans of Chelsea for scoring own goal in Carling Cup. Chelsea wins Carling Cup.
Clubs are currently asking for his services, inclucing Chelsea, Real Madrid, and AC Milan.
Mocked by fans of Chelsea for scoring own goal in Carling Cup. Chelsea wins Carling Cup.
by anon y mouse July 19, 2005
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